I have an Android phone, quite happy with the software after moving away from an iPhone, but I think I will forever want a faster chip on the hardware.
I like browsing through the market, looking around at what people around the world have created - a bit like the enjoyment some people get out of shopping, but in the comfort of my own lounge chair.
I came across Androidify, and in about two minutes came up with this apt creation:
Now, for those who've met me in person, does it fit the bill? :-)